I am Michael Pappas, I am by far the best human to ever live. I like to go out into the wilderness and live amongst the critters and leaches. My diet consists of Chinese food and monster energy. I don't want to eat it but if I had the choice I'd eat primarily natural honey and fresh deer meat. I hate people who spread evil slime. Anyways I am Michael Pappas vote me president of the United States 2024.